Zooom

So. I'm listening to "To Kill a Petty Bourgeoisie" its awesome.
Yeah.....


Also. Things.
And stuff.
Oh I KNOW.

Merry Fucking Christmas!

Wait. No.. thats not right.

Happy Yule.
Yeah, yeah.
Thats right.
And now eat a sandwich.
Or I'll kill you.

Inanity Recharges Slowly

So I've been busy latly.
So I've been neglecting my blog, MWAHAHA
Infidels.
Don't have any entertainment right now.

But yeah.
Quality Assurance has been nagging me.

Spaceships Are Lame

LAME

SPACESHIPS ARE LAME.
NOT COOL.
DEROGATORY
RIDICULOUS
BAD
NOT GOOD
TERRIBLE
NIGHTMARISH
@#!%
ANNOYING
HORRID
STALE
STUPID
MORONIC
Ftag

...

Now die.

Spaceships!!!!!11!!!(Exclamationpoint)

Yeah.
Spaceships are awesome.
So yeah. I need to get a WW2 battleship thing, os I can convert it for travel in le space.

And it will have howitzers.
And screw you person who knows physics.
I don't care. Nothing else
MAG RAL HOWITZER.
And I'm not talking about a howitzer gun, I mean a cannon, like a mother fucking CANNON.NOOOOO!
NOT WHAT I MEAN.
YESSSSZZZZZZZ

BEES!
WE NEED SOME NIHCOLAS CAGE UP IN HERE!

So That sums up breakfast
Ok. Seriously people. What the hell I'm calling you out on this one.
Doctor Who would be improved with Nicholas Cage.

So yeah. There is this awesome game called Homeworld 2 or something like that. With Spaceships.

SPACE SHIPS.

Spae ships are amazing.
Seriously.
What the fuck my screen is flashing. AHH!!!
Oh never mind, it makes sense now.

So lately (Again)

Hellooooo READERS!

Food. And Food. and Units, and Bobbleheads stuffed with cash!
Seriously Its amazing people. I love you all!

I found the perfect ANCHOVY!
Seriously

NOT OK!
NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
NEVER
I TOTALLY REFUSE. QUALITY ASSURANCE WILL NOT GO UNAVENGED!

Tribute to Cacame Awemedinade

Cacame Awemedinade the Immortal Onslaught
While I wait for the year to reach 10,000 on my current Dwarf Fortress map,
I thought I would write a little tribute article to Cacame, for all of my non dwarf Fortress loving fans to gaze upon. For those that want a summary, Cacane us an elf who was made king of the dwarves.
Yeah. Elf King of dwarves.

(On a side, note I believe a few thousand people just died in my world)


Long story short.
PLAY DWARF FORTRESS!

New Poll

There is a new opinion poll on the side of the page to replacce the previous one.
Feel free to vote often.
After all its a matter of free speech.
You're allowed to choose whatever answer you wish.
A last bastion of freedom in our world.

Authority is Not Arbitrary this song is.

Neon Lights. A Rant

This is an article on the proper use of Neon Lights.

Ok Seriously....

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!
Again NO! Never, NOOOOOOOOOO! NOt A good use.

AGAIN NO!

The worst offender? Las Vegas. Seriously.

What the hell is with bars using neon lights? NO! Its stupid, overused, and in this case, really fucking hicklike. Its a fricking hick magnet. AHH WHY!

Ok. I want to make a petition. The only use for Neon Lights are as Follows:

1: A Cyberpunk Dystopia *You're not a Cyperpunk Dystopia? Then Fuck off.

2: You're Japan

Because Japan pretty much is a Cyberpunk Dystopia.
Congratulations Japan. Leader In Cyberpunk Dystopianism
Yay.
I give you the official Congratulatory Statement.
Congratulations.

Daily What The Fuck Moment - Cet le paus?

Band Of The Week - ohGr

I haven't had a Band of the Week in a long time, so I thought I'd give you one.
I don't really feel compelled to keep doing this segment so yeah... this is probably the end of "Band Of The Week"

So lately....

I've been playing this awesome game called Audiosurf. Look it up its awesome.
Almost as cool as minecraft.

Daily "What The Fuck Moment" - It might not be a crime, but this blog sure as hell is.

Mass Update: Awesomeness, WTF. Communism, and MORE!

Today I'm doing something Different.
Instead of making tons of little articles, today you get one big one.

So I'd like to start with saying.

This game: MINECRAFTER
Is awesome. Check it out.
I plan on using it for the glorious task of mapping out my dwarf fortresses in 3d.

Oh Yeees and on the subject on Glorious things.
Here is your Daily What The Fuck MOMENT: This Most Glorious 30 Seconds of your life.

On another Glorious Side note. ☭ Yes that is a text symbol. I have no idea how to make it.

Also Japanese People Are awesome.


Alright thanks for sticking with me for another blog update.

Daily "What The Fuck Moment" - Politics

THIS Wikipedia Article

Another Webcomic - Stick People

Click for full size

Band of the Week. - The Beatles

Above: Actual Beatle.

I don't think I have to say much about this band.
But hell, at least they made ONE good song.


Note: Someone once made a remark to me about this being the first industrial song.
Fuck you. Its not. The First industrial song recorded was made in 1913.
Yeah. 1913. Also Coum Transmission was already doing their 'art" before the white album was released.

I'm laughing at you....

From anonymous youtuber:

"Alright, I'm backing down.. but please understand you and all "Road Kill Puppy" fans are a bunch of industrail posing fags! For god's sake, at least listen to some quality industrail like Mushroomhead or Rammstein"

I'm laughing at you right now.
Yes some random asshole from the internet is laughing at you.
I'm not even going to argue about music.
In fact fuck this blog post.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
(Suprisingly this was not the infamous "Goth0c" )

Meork

Just thought I'd remind you that I am still alive.

New update coming soon.
Yes I'm actually working on an article.

What the hell.....

So something is on my mind.

Wen your a teenager, everyone assumes your out partying and such.
But you not aloud to smoke or drink or whatever....

But then. When your in your twenties, and actually legally allowed to go to most parties, you're looked down on, because your supposed to be getting mature, and settling down. (Unless your in college.)

What the hell is with that.

Daily What The Fuck Moment - Ninja!

a Video Game

Pretty soon, I'm going to be making a new blog following my attempt to make a video game.
I'll be posting links soon.

Oh ye remmu

So I just got home from work.
And I made $20
putting mwe closer to my goal of buying a victrola!

*Applause*

Daily What The Fuck Moment - this is what humanity has come too? KILL ME NOW.

Daily "What The Fuck Moment" - Soviet Russia goes all East India Company on peasents running down stairs.

Another Webcomic - Mountain of Doom Pt. 2

click for full size

Another Webcomic - Mountain Of Doom!

click for Full size


Also, the Delay is because I'm looking for a new way to digitally draw this than my current program. The current one slaughters the image quality when saved.

Finally Decieded on a name.
I don't care If I spell things incorrectly, most of this blog is spelled badly.
And has bad grammer.
Because I only update it when I am to tired to type.

5 Terribly Underrated, and Forgotten Albums

A countdown.



5: Cell, by Dryft
Cell is an awesome album by this obscure Industrial Drum & Bass artist.
A good example of the genre, classy drumming, mixed through some distortion, that while it might take a while to get used to, is worth every bit of the wait, and probable headache for not so accustomed ears.

An Example:


4: White Noise - By Cop Shoot Cop
Cop shoot Cop, one of my favorite bands, and original writers of my favorite song. They used an awesome blend of Noise rock, Total Creepyness, and Black Humor. I recommend anything that Cop Shoot Cop made. This Album however, was one of their lesser successes.




#3: Bad Karma - Blaggers I.T.A.

I don't know how to judge Punk, or Oi, very well. But I know that the Blaggers are awesome.
And thats why this got #3 in my list.

2: In your Eyes - Vortex Involute

I will not post a picture because I think the album artwork is crap.
And I don't think that there has ever been an "official" release of their material.

The first D&B band I got into.


#1: In Case Of Fire - Submarine Fleet































This album is VERY under rated.
When searching i discovered that EVEN COLDREAMs has more youtube views.
This album is amazing, and beutiful.
Listen for yourself.



And Also:




The real question is..
what is Number 0?
Find out soon.

Daily What The Fuck Moment - ... No Comment.

Band of The Week - Leitmotiv (Canada)

Lietmotiv are a Canadian band, and they are awesome.
You like Leitmotiv, listen to Leitmotiv.



You can also get (Legally) their entire discography from their website here:
http://www.leitmotiv.ca/

Daily What The Fuck Moment - Ja, ist gut!

glitchy stuff

Alright, so I've been thinking about electronic music genres lately,and it occoured to me i totally ignored two very important genres. "Glitch" and "IDM"

While I have also found the awesomeness of Industrial DNB (Which is alot like normal DnB, but it gives you a headache instead of being all chill and stuff)

Oh and there is a genre of Experimental Industrial, which is either the most moronic, or the most awesome thing ever. (RECURSION!)

But yes, actually, It's kind of hard to tell the difference between IDM and Glitch.
They are similar. Glitch is like, a cd skipping. And IDM is like dance music made by people who hate dancing. (AKA Glitch?)

But yes.
Thats about it for now.

FALL

It's fall. YES ITS FALL.
ITS FUCKING FALL.
As in autumn. Yes AUTUMN.

You know what this means?

It means ITS FALL.

Leaves will start FALLing

And also we will have APPLE CIDER

APPLE CIDER

APPLE CIDER

APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER APPLE CIDER But yeah.

Just Yes.

Daily What The Fuck Moment: Goodle has a sick sense of humor?

Ok So I googled recursion:Think about it.
Oh and guess where that link takes me too?

YAY!

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lab.drwicked.com

Illness

So i have been ill.

Another Webcomic - The Gray Baron #2 - Hell Yeah

(click for full size)

Another Webcomic - The Gray Baron #1: The Beggining.

THIS IS MY WEBCOMIC!
(Click for full size)

Web Comic

So i might start making a web comic.

I just have to

A: Stop sucking at art
B: Have an original idea.


Oh wait, this is the internet...Those things don't matter.

Ok, Well I WILL soon have a web comic soon.

Oh Ye nɯɯǝɹ

Today, every pɹıɥʇ word will ǝq altered in ǝɯos hilarious way.
ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ there will ʎluo be three spɹoʍ in the ǝlɔıʇɹɐ.
Oh wait... ʇıɥs I already ǝʌɐɥ a lot ɟo words in ǝɥʇ
damn thing. *ɥƃıs* well, I ssǝnƃ I ruined sıɥʇ article.
I'll ǝʌɐɥ to come dn with ƃuıɥʇǝɯos new and ƃuıʇsǝɹǝʇuı.
........ Ok then......

ʞɹoǝɯ

つれいん！

Daily What The Fuck Moment: Pirate Radio Station

So the first thing I have been doing in my pursuit of Pirate Radio, has been listening to Pirate Radio.

Well after a few boring stations.
I suddenly found a station...

I believe I was listening to Nikolas Schreck telling me about the evils of consumerism.
(And how vegetarian diets were going to save the world)



WHAT THE FUCK WAS I LISTENING TOO?

I'm SERIOUS it SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING NIKOLAS.

Oh wait you probably don't know Who Nikolas Schreck is?




And in Case that wasn't bizarre enough...
Watch him get interviewed by total right winger.
So right wing he calls his show "Pro White"
*CaughnaziCough*

Other interesting facts:

He is married to the modern founder of satanism's daughter.

but yes, I am under the perception that I a listening to that man talk, about vegetarianism saving the world from "The Man"

Even MORE Random Obsessions

IN DIALOGUE!

Writer: "so Another band that I am loving right now is Submarine Fleet"

Readers: "AWSOME I CAN'T WAIT TO HERE THEM! THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE MY NEW FAVORITE BAND!"

Writer: "Well, just calm down, the music shall come soon."

Reader: "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR GODLY MUSICAL TASTE NOW!"

Writer: "Fine fine, here is some And Also The Trees:



Reader: "THIS IS THE BEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! (Reader is now foaming at mouth, and falls onto floor in convulsions of delight.)

Writer: "So now that you got what you wanted i can continue this intelilgent and witty article about Submarine fleet."

Reader: "FUCK YOU I WANT SOME NEW FUCKING MUSIC."

Writer: "But its been one senntance since you have been convulsing on the floor with delight!"

Reader: "Yes but this is written and since i saw that video i have watched every video of And Also The Trees on youtube 500 times."

Writer: "I see. Did you eat or take care of yourself in any way during this time?"

Reader: "No."

Writer:....


Writer: Ok then, fine. Here. I present to you, SUBMARINE FLEET!

More Random Obcession

And Also The Trees.
What can I say.
Quite a lot actually to our dismay.

If I was a band, I would be And Also The Trees.

So brilliant, quiet, totally unnoticed, and if it is hated by most.

And Also The Trees could be a really big band, but there are a few things that stop it.

1: Their Name.
I love their name, but I'm sure that if they had a name like... "The Other Trees"
or something to that extent, that they would be MANY MANY times more famous.

2: They're recording quality is SHIT. The band is a billion tomes better live.
I have a bootleg that sounds many times better than the actual album work.

3: Their singer had a fucking singing lesson.

However, if any of these things changed... They just wouldn't be "And Also The Trees"

So why do I like them so much if I have all these negative things to say?
Well, I never said that these were bad. I said that that was why they are not famous.

Their lyrics are fucking amazing.
FUCKING AMAZING.

But anyways.

So most of my readers.
(Read ALL)

Will hate And Also The Trees.

Wave Gothic Treffen

So "Wave Gothic Treffen"
I mentioned it in my post about Frank the Baptist.

Its this big festival for goths.
Some good bands play there.
in 2009 there were 192.

Here are some highlights:

Clan of Xymox
Combichrist
Frank the Baptist
Frozen Plasma
KMFDM
Neutral - Actually i've never heard this band before, or even know what theya re, but they haev a cool name. hahahahaha,

Peter Murphy
Theatre of Hate...

Yeah... pretty much everything else pretty much sucks.

*Edit. Neutral mostly suck too.


Actually if I really wanted to, I bet I could find some really good bands in the listings. In fact I jsut found out that Frank the Baptist, lead singer of Frank The Baptist has a solo project called Telegram Frank.


And Also the Trees use to play there.
Which makes it... post awesome.
And Also the Trees Are Awesome.
Seriously. You just don't understand.



I told you you wouldn't understand.
But And Also the Trees are gods.
Even if I am one of the few people who thinks this.
They are.
Telling yourself otherwise is moving away from the truth.
Don't lie to yourself.

Band Of The Week - Frank The Baprtist

I couldn't find a picture of them that didn't look ridiculously pretentious.
So no picture for you.

Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...
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Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...Endeavors...
Endeavors...


Pretty much.
Anyways, I really like them,
They have some really awesome songs.

Anyways....
They are pretty big with the Wave Gothik Treffen crowd.
Or so I hear.
(Its a giant gothfest in germany)
Which If I ever had the chance to go, I would.
Mostly to see And Also The trees, whom usually play there.
Or am I thinking of Whitby?
Anyways.

Blogging for the sake of blogging

I'm blogging now.
So now people can read my blog post on my blog.
And then people can blog about my blog, and the fact the I blog for the sake of blogging about blogging for the blogging of the blog, so that the blog will be blogged about because of the blog subject material, of the blog being blogged a bout for the sake of blogs blogging about my blog that I blog about, so that the blogs will continue to blog, because a blog must be blogged in order to continue being a blog. If nobody blogged it wouldn't be a blog anymore, it would be a useless collection of ramblings, but instead blogging gives the power of adding on a stupid sounding word, ie, blog. The blogs that blog about this blog blogging about blogging for the sake of bloggine will be blogs because i blogged to bloog.

Yes?

The Industrial Sonnet

Some Rivethead humor:

Metallic wirr of my robot hummer!
A mounted laser keeps the path clear
I can only hear KMFDM's guitar strummer!
The sheer decibels make it hard to steer!

My hummer will start my new world order!
People bow to the ultra heavy beat!
Soon under my flag, the world will smolder!
No army can fight me, their just dead meat

With my robot hummer, and KMFDM's sweet grove.
I have already won, there is no fight!
I won, there is nothing I need prove
There is no need to cry out in your plight!

Now Please don't worry, just stay. and Obey!
The Industrial Crusade Starts today!

Plan Blog From Outer Space FAQ 1s Edition

1: Just what is the Alpha sequence?

I can't tell you.
However, if i ended it like this is would be a crappy FAQ Q&A wouldn't it?
Although I mever said it was a Q&A.
I just said it was a FAQ.

HOWEVER
I can tell you its awesome.

More Updates! V 2.5

Still working on blog.
Don't worry Will return to regularly scheduled insanity soon.

Blog V. 2.3

New updates!

Titles now orange!

Links are now in Arsenic and Xanadu

Other Minor Changes.
Added Disclaimer.

Plan "Blog" V.2.0 IS GO!

Major Updates to blog.
Figure i might as well make more use of my web space here.

We have a new logo.
(See large orange box above)

I will have polls on the side of the page.
Be sure to vote!

I added a bit of info for new timers.

Oh and scroll down to the bottom... Hehehe...

Continuity

So I'm going to attempt to blog more coherently incoherent.
So I shall reach a wider audience.

Does this mean the blog is selling out?
Not really...

It probably means that I will be updating the blog during the day.
Instead of a sleepless 4am.

Also, I'm considering starting another blog.
Look for more updates soon.

Daily What The Fuck Moment

Possibly The Greatest Thing I have seen in a while.

-Bitchin'

Random Screaming.

So I've decided on the next course of action for this blog.
Randomly complaining about things.

So I was looking at videos on youtube thinking about an article idea I had,
and I saw this:

This was a comment on a video:

"i like both old and new abney park. but i love how their music has a feeling of meaning somthing other than killing, shagging, and money. ya know, it's like their puting life expirences and turning them into an interesting song with a lot of fluidity and spirit ya know?"

I don't need a name here...
I don't need you to know who abney park is.
BUT CAN I FUCKING EXPECT SOCIETY TO BE SUPRISED WHEN A SONG ISN'T ABOUT KILLING SHAGGING OR MONEY?
DOES SOCIETY HAVE SO LITTLE THAT THIS IS CONSIDERED A NEW IDEA?
Or is the guy who said that just a moron.

Also, the song is about child abuse. Fuck your Ziggurat.

Oh and this comment has the most thumbs up....

Another thing, they happen to like KMFDM's metal songs.
SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY TRASH SELL OUT BAND YOU STUPID GIT!

(Evertything past opium was total sellout material)

Once again fuck you.

thank you and good night.

What The Fuck Moment of The Day

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It's Bigger Than Bulgaria!

THE HORROR

AHH LOOK
Is it a Thylacine?
IS IT A CTHULHU!
NO ITS




taglines for the movie:

"A PULSATING STORY OF MODERN YOUTH"
"THEIR PASSWORD WAS MUTINY AGAINST SOCIETY!"
"Satchmo's hotter than ever at the box-office"
"The wild, weird world of the Beatniks!...Sullen rebels, defiant chicks...searching for a life of their own! The pads...the jazz...the dives...those frantic "way-out" parties...beyond belief!"
"Living By Their Code Of REBELLION And MUTINY!"
"Intimate Secrets Of The Beat Generation!"

Review headers:

Somebody Lost The Beat

WARNING!! There are no Beatniks in this Movie,

The Case of the Missing Beatniks

Sideburns don't need your sympathy.

10 Facts about Bulgaria

1: Its bigger than Bulgaria!
2: It's less than 62,394 Sq. Mi.
3: It kinda looks like a walrus.
4: I ran the country (Yes the entire country) through the
Meorker Scale Of Awesome.(Tm)
5: It doesn't have enough pretentious beatniks.
6: Squaresvilllllllle.
7: Vladislav The Grammarian Was born there.
8: Major exports does not include Mangoes
9: It's bulgaria.
10: The entire country didn't ring a bit on the
Meorker Scale Of Awesome.(Tm)

Its 4 am do you know what I'm talking coherently see?

So this thing. 4am is nice and germany is morning.
I'm not actually to tired, just ...
I had to say something.
Was it about the weather>
Fucking germany. YEah. Europe.
Its bigger than bulgaria!
And its morning over there.
And now i sleep

More

*Edit

Holy crap i didn;t even realise i had repeated the thing about the tmie zone ,

EXPLOSION!

Said The Walrus.
With Pink eyes, and fuzzy lips.
She who goes onto those waffles gets no kudos.
said he who was they,
But he who was they said nothing and instead grabbed a bucket.
Inserting it into the holy tapestry,
Thus said she who was not he who was they.

Comparing Apples To Oranges -The Ultimate Comparison

They both suck.

62,394

62,394!

62,394!!

62,394!!!

62,394!!!!!

Aussies and their clothes.

(Above Nick Cave Below Steven Kilby)

Similarity much?
I also have a red shirt.
And i've been looking for a black suit vest forever hahaha.

Very Bad News

One of Thee Michelle Gun Elephants guitarists died last month.
I'm now really depressed.

Oh well
At least my heart isn't black and filled with EMMMOOOO LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*



*But it did break my shell.

Something Awesome That I Found.

When I saw this at first I thought it was fake, however, I have seen a picture of the lead singer with that haircut, and I remember their guitars.



Urge to grow massive sideburns rising.

MOST GLORIOUS DAY Pt. 2

searching イェあレッム (Oh Ye REMMU)
gets you my blog.

Also I am on the first page of Meork.
(for google of course bing can't find me still)

MOST GLORIOUS DAY!

Google Searching Plan Blog From outer space FINALLY gets you plan blog from outer space.
(Searching WITHOUT QUOTES)

Band Of The Week - Bauhaus

So I wonder if anyone has found this blog (I could really end this sentence here)
because of my band of the week.

Anyways.
Bauhaus is the band of the week.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Finally a BotW that happnens to be good.

(Peter murphy is in this band)

(Peter Murphy and David J are the ones on the left. Both of these people are awesome.)
(Dave has the glasses Peter has the shoulder things)
I'm guessing those costumes were provided by Top of the pops.

(Fiiiine. Daniel ash can be cool..)
(Ok he is awesome.)

Anyways its music video time!

This is the best song you will ever hear on this blog. Or atleast until i post a song better than it.


So anyways.
Now that you have died and gone to heaven after that song.
(Assuming you listened to it. If you haven't die. Now.)

Anyways. This band composed a song that i think deserves to be....
THE THEME SONG OF THE BLOG!

Here it is.

A group I hate so Much.....

There is a band I hate SO much that I actually keep their "best" song on my itunes with a genre of "Reminder NEVER to look up this band again... EVER"


The Band?

Apoptygma Bezerk.

Who are they?
Well. Its an electronic synth band....
Amd they try to be "in" with the cyber goths appearently.
(My Arch Nemesis)
And so in such a dark and gloomy music scene.
(Yes 2 words I hate to hear applied to ANYTHING ESPECIALLY ART)
They like to be pro-christianity.

Honestly. I have no problem with that.
I'm not trying to say that thats bad or that Religion sucks, or that its weird for goths to like them because they are all obviously satanists or something retarded like that.

No thats not why I hate them at all.

I'm not even going to comment on their appearence:
(Picture really doesn't need to show so much detail)

No I don't hate them for looking like emo fuckwits.
(That would be to easy)

I hate them
for this:



Alright. Well There are a couple things to get into.
I'm not going to complain about the music YET.
I'm going to complain about something totally insane.
Because thats what I do on this blog.


Something caught my eye early in on this video.

White Pants.
But no its not JUST white pants,
he is wearing a sweater to.


Its like he is trying to give me a message..
Just look at his mouth... whats that i hear...
"Fuck youuuuuu"
Oh that explains it all.
Fuck you too.

Also their music sucks.

Nature Article 3? The Fox. A Conclusion

The Life And Death Of The Fox.

(Yay I can upload Pictures again)

The Fox begins its life.
It becomes sly.
When it reaches a certain age the fox goes through a metamorphosis,
similar to a caterpillar into a butterfly.

However. This transformation is from a fox.
Into a hat.

Til next time.
Or atleast until this blog gets taken down for stolen pictures.
Even though I receive absolutely no benefit from this blog.

Your one day only WHat the FUCK moment! ! !

Alright. So I can't add pictures to articles currently.

So you must deal with links.

To suffice for this. I will give you two things today.


WHAT THE FUCK MOMENT #1

The Barack Obama welll....
Just look at it: (Of course it was made in japan)
http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html

Look at all the pictures. Its worth it.


What The Fuck Moment #2

Just a comic.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Barack_the_Barbarian_in_new_Obama_comic&in_article_id=613162&in_page_id=64






"as President of "Kickasistan""

Blog is being stupid Pt 2

I can't add images.
to stuff.
Its fucking annoying.

Blog is being stupid.

Fuck Your Ziggurat.

Continuity limit exceeded preparing Alpha Sequence.

Meork

I hate sweets

fuck sweets.
Fuck Cake.

Daggerfall - A video Game

Alright. The Elder Scrolls series is pretty awesome.

I give morrowind a 13 on the meorker scale of awesome.
however Oblicion is not rated as the meorker scale only covers influx velocity.

Anyways i'm, talking about Daggerfall here, and as we all know, only totally inanely insane or otherwise pointless things get put here.

Daggerfall is proof behind the whole "Video games get worse with better graphics" theory.

I shall start with oblivion, as it is the newest game in the series.

The improvements to oblivion were mostly eye candy. I hate oblivion. Sure it does some good things, but Morrowind is better, fuck oblivion.

Anyways this is a map of a town in oblivion.

Ok its a map... 22 buildings. cool whatever.

Woooooo.......

Oblivion supposedly has a landmass of 16 miles, however it is mostly forest and mountains, and is easy to run through quickly.

onto morrowind.

(Click for full image)

Alright so in this town, there is over 30 buildings. Sure its not much more, but every bit counts.
Anyways, morrowind is awesome. Also morrowind is supposedly 6 miles. However morrowind is much more detailed than oblivion. There are also more things in general in morrowind. but this sin't about morrowind this is about daggerfall. I close this with saying. it takes about 30 minutes to an hour to walk across oblivion, it takes about 6 fucking hours to walk across morrowind.


Alright so now that you have seen a map of morrowind and oblivion,
THIS IS A MAP OF A DAGGERFALL CITY:
(Click for Full Image)

Its a wee bit larger.

As i have stated before Morrowind is supposedly 6 miles. Oblivion is 16.
Daggerfall is 62,394 Miles. Yes fucking 62,394 miles.
62,394 MILES.
SQUARE MILES

Thats 161,600 square kilometres.
40,400,000 acres
ITS BIGGER THAN BUlGARIA! (42,823 Miles)
(It's also larger than Greece. And just barely smaller than Wisconsin)

This game also has over 15,000 towns, cities, villages, and dungeons.
(Wisconsin respectivly has 1,260 towns)

Morrowind is is 0.01% the size of Daggerfall.

Daggerfall has over 750,000 NPC's.

In short Daggerfall is ridiculous.
ITs ridiculously ridiculous.


Here is a trailer for the game:


The first thing you may notice it that the graphics suck.
Yeah, thats right. A virtual work bigger than Bulgaria with graphics like that.

OH YE REMMU.

Whoever sat around the game studios and decieded.
"LETS FUCKING MAKE IT EXACTLY 62,394 SQUARE MILES!!!"

Was probably being sarcastic, however, the whole affair gets a 7 on the Meorker Scale of Awesome.



Also, Sixty-two Thousand Three Hundred and Nintey-four is far better than over 9,000.

Band of Los Week - The Ghastly Ones

Horror, and Surf Rock.
that totally goes toghether... right?

Well here is some info about the band.

They're on universal. Fuck universal.
Mostly because they will not allow me to put up their music videos on my site.
However it also took me about half a minute to get this for your veiwing pleasure:

10 facts about the fox

1: They are not as cool as a thylacine.

2: They are sly

3: They are not animals, they're different.

4: They wield lasers and are totally overpowered.

5: They have like 30 in tracking.

6: They have psionics.

7: They do NOT take crits from carp.

8: They can fucking kick your ass!

9: They are level 3 on the meorker scale of awesome.

10: They have nothing to do with this song by Clan of Xymox:

Nature Article: The Fox.

About "The Fox"
"Damm like fiend, a damn sly fox is all you are, foge, oh what now! Oh nothing because your a damn sly fox!"

OMG New Post WAFFLE!

So.
I haven't updated in a while, and don't think that i have forgotten about this blog.

My article ideas have been runing low, and i don't feel like typing random shit.

Todays What the Fuck Moment.