Neon Lights. A Rant

This is an article on the proper use of Neon Lights.

Ok Seriously....

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!
Again NO! Never, NOOOOOOOOOO! NOt A good use.

AGAIN NO!

The worst offender? Las Vegas. Seriously.

What the hell is with bars using neon lights? NO! Its stupid, overused, and in this case, really fucking hicklike. Its a fricking hick magnet. AHH WHY!

Ok. I want to make a petition. The only use for Neon Lights are as Follows:

1: A Cyberpunk Dystopia *You're not a Cyperpunk Dystopia? Then Fuck off.

2: You're Japan

Because Japan pretty much is a Cyberpunk Dystopia.
Congratulations Japan. Leader In Cyberpunk Dystopianism
Yay.
I give you the official Congratulatory Statement.
Congratulations.