Thursday, August 6, 2009

I hate sweets


fuck sweets.
Fuck Cake.

1 comment:

  1. Bah, cake is awesome, especially this recipe.

    Ingredients

    Four large eggs.

    One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

    Nine large egg yolks

    One 18.25-ounce package chocolate cake mix

    One and two third (1 2/3) cups granulated sugar

    One can prepared coconut pecan frosting

    One cup granulated sugar

    One cup lemon juice

    One large rhubarb

    One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb

    One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb

    Pull and peel licorice

    Three slash four (3/4) cup vegetable oil

    Three slash four (3/4) cups butter or margarine

    Two cups all-purpose flower

    Two cups rhubarb, sliced

    Two slash three cups (2/3) granulated rhubarb

    Two tablespoons rhubarb juice

    Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire

    Alpha resins (curic acid)

    An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'

    Deep penetration agents

    Volatile malted milk impoundments

    One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb (corrupted entry.)

    Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes

    Unsaturated polyester resin

    Adjustable aluminum head positioner

    Cordless electric needle injector

    Cranial caps

    Injector needle driver

    Injector needle gun

    Slaughter electric needle injector

    Gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue

    Garnishes
    Don't forget garnishes such as:

    Fiberglass surface resins

    Fish shaped candies

    Fish shaped crackers

    Fish shaped dirt

    Fish shaped ethyl benzene (an intermediate in the production of styrene, which in turn is used for making polystyrene)

    Fish shaped volatile organic compounds

    Sediment shaped sediment

    Fish shaped solid waste

    Candy coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)

    Bonus cake for you if you know where this recipe is from.

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