Blogging for the sake of blogging

I'm blogging now.
So now people can read my blog post on my blog.
And then people can blog about my blog, and the fact the I blog for the sake of blogging about blogging for the blogging of the blog, so that the blog will be blogged about because of the blog subject material, of the blog being blogged a bout for the sake of blogs blogging about my blog that I blog about, so that the blogs will continue to blog, because a blog must be blogged in order to continue being a blog. If nobody blogged it wouldn't be a blog anymore, it would be a useless collection of ramblings, but instead blogging gives the power of adding on a stupid sounding word, ie, blog. The blogs that blog about this blog blogging about blogging for the sake of bloggine will be blogs because i blogged to bloog.

Yes?

The Industrial Sonnet

Some Rivethead humor:

Metallic wirr of my robot hummer!
A mounted laser keeps the path clear
I can only hear KMFDM's guitar strummer!
The sheer decibels make it hard to steer!

My hummer will start my new world order!
People bow to the ultra heavy beat!
Soon under my flag, the world will smolder!
No army can fight me, their just dead meat

With my robot hummer, and KMFDM's sweet grove.
I have already won, there is no fight!
I won, there is nothing I need prove
There is no need to cry out in your plight!

Now Please don't worry, just stay. and Obey!
The Industrial Crusade Starts today!

Plan Blog From Outer Space FAQ 1s Edition

1: Just what is the Alpha sequence?

I can't tell you.
However, if i ended it like this is would be a crappy FAQ Q&A wouldn't it?
Although I mever said it was a Q&A.
I just said it was a FAQ.

HOWEVER
I can tell you its awesome.

More Updates! V 2.5

Still working on blog.
Don't worry Will return to regularly scheduled insanity soon.

Blog V. 2.3

New updates!

Titles now orange!

Links are now in Arsenic and Xanadu

Other Minor Changes.
Added Disclaimer.

Plan "Blog" V.2.0 IS GO!

Major Updates to blog.
Figure i might as well make more use of my web space here.

We have a new logo.
(See large orange box above)

I will have polls on the side of the page.
Be sure to vote!

I added a bit of info for new timers.

Oh and scroll down to the bottom... Hehehe...

Continuity

So I'm going to attempt to blog more coherently incoherent.
So I shall reach a wider audience.

Does this mean the blog is selling out?
Not really...

It probably means that I will be updating the blog during the day.
Instead of a sleepless 4am.

Also, I'm considering starting another blog.
Look for more updates soon.

Daily What The Fuck Moment

Possibly The Greatest Thing I have seen in a while.

-Bitchin'

Random Screaming.

So I've decided on the next course of action for this blog.
Randomly complaining about things.

So I was looking at videos on youtube thinking about an article idea I had,
and I saw this:

This was a comment on a video:

"i like both old and new abney park. but i love how their music has a feeling of meaning somthing other than killing, shagging, and money. ya know, it's like their puting life expirences and turning them into an interesting song with a lot of fluidity and spirit ya know?"

I don't need a name here...
I don't need you to know who abney park is.
BUT CAN I FUCKING EXPECT SOCIETY TO BE SUPRISED WHEN A SONG ISN'T ABOUT KILLING SHAGGING OR MONEY?
DOES SOCIETY HAVE SO LITTLE THAT THIS IS CONSIDERED A NEW IDEA?
Or is the guy who said that just a moron.

Also, the song is about child abuse. Fuck your Ziggurat.

Oh and this comment has the most thumbs up....

Another thing, they happen to like KMFDM's metal songs.
SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY TRASH SELL OUT BAND YOU STUPID GIT!

(Evertything past opium was total sellout material)

Once again fuck you.

thank you and good night.

What The Fuck Moment of The Day

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://koda-spi.hp.infoseek.co.jp/arekore-nekotokuruma.htm&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dnekotokuruma%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3DIou

It's Bigger Than Bulgaria!

THE HORROR

AHH LOOK
Is it a Thylacine?
IS IT A CTHULHU!
NO ITS




taglines for the movie:

"A PULSATING STORY OF MODERN YOUTH"
"THEIR PASSWORD WAS MUTINY AGAINST SOCIETY!"
"Satchmo's hotter than ever at the box-office"
"The wild, weird world of the Beatniks!...Sullen rebels, defiant chicks...searching for a life of their own! The pads...the jazz...the dives...those frantic "way-out" parties...beyond belief!"
"Living By Their Code Of REBELLION And MUTINY!"
"Intimate Secrets Of The Beat Generation!"

Review headers:

Somebody Lost The Beat

WARNING!! There are no Beatniks in this Movie,

The Case of the Missing Beatniks

Sideburns don't need your sympathy.

10 Facts about Bulgaria

1: Its bigger than Bulgaria!
2: It's less than 62,394 Sq. Mi.
3: It kinda looks like a walrus.
4: I ran the country (Yes the entire country) through the
Meorker Scale Of Awesome.(Tm)
5: It doesn't have enough pretentious beatniks.
6: Squaresvilllllllle.
7: Vladislav The Grammarian Was born there.
8: Major exports does not include Mangoes
9: It's bulgaria.
10: The entire country didn't ring a bit on the
Meorker Scale Of Awesome.(Tm)

Its 4 am do you know what I'm talking coherently see?

So this thing. 4am is nice and germany is morning.
I'm not actually to tired, just ...
I had to say something.
Was it about the weather>
Fucking germany. YEah. Europe.
Its bigger than bulgaria!
And its morning over there.
And now i sleep

More

*Edit

Holy crap i didn;t even realise i had repeated the thing about the tmie zone ,

EXPLOSION!

Said The Walrus.
With Pink eyes, and fuzzy lips.
She who goes onto those waffles gets no kudos.
said he who was they,
But he who was they said nothing and instead grabbed a bucket.
Inserting it into the holy tapestry,
Thus said she who was not he who was they.

Comparing Apples To Oranges -The Ultimate Comparison

They both suck.

62,394

62,394!

62,394!!

62,394!!!

62,394!!!!!

Aussies and their clothes.

(Above Nick Cave Below Steven Kilby)

Similarity much?
I also have a red shirt.
And i've been looking for a black suit vest forever hahaha.

Very Bad News

One of Thee Michelle Gun Elephants guitarists died last month.
I'm now really depressed.

Oh well
At least my heart isn't black and filled with EMMMOOOO LOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*



*But it did break my shell.

Something Awesome That I Found.

When I saw this at first I thought it was fake, however, I have seen a picture of the lead singer with that haircut, and I remember their guitars.



Urge to grow massive sideburns rising.

MOST GLORIOUS DAY Pt. 2

searching イェあレッム (Oh Ye REMMU)
gets you my blog.

Also I am on the first page of Meork.
(for google of course bing can't find me still)

MOST GLORIOUS DAY!

Google Searching Plan Blog From outer space FINALLY gets you plan blog from outer space.
(Searching WITHOUT QUOTES)

Band Of The Week - Bauhaus

So I wonder if anyone has found this blog (I could really end this sentence here)
because of my band of the week.

Anyways.
Bauhaus is the band of the week.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Finally a BotW that happnens to be good.

(Peter murphy is in this band)

(Peter Murphy and David J are the ones on the left. Both of these people are awesome.)
(Dave has the glasses Peter has the shoulder things)
I'm guessing those costumes were provided by Top of the pops.

(Fiiiine. Daniel ash can be cool..)
(Ok he is awesome.)

Anyways its music video time!

This is the best song you will ever hear on this blog. Or atleast until i post a song better than it.


So anyways.
Now that you have died and gone to heaven after that song.
(Assuming you listened to it. If you haven't die. Now.)

Anyways. This band composed a song that i think deserves to be....
THE THEME SONG OF THE BLOG!

Here it is.

A group I hate so Much.....

There is a band I hate SO much that I actually keep their "best" song on my itunes with a genre of "Reminder NEVER to look up this band again... EVER"


The Band?

Apoptygma Bezerk.

Who are they?
Well. Its an electronic synth band....
Amd they try to be "in" with the cyber goths appearently.
(My Arch Nemesis)
And so in such a dark and gloomy music scene.
(Yes 2 words I hate to hear applied to ANYTHING ESPECIALLY ART)
They like to be pro-christianity.

Honestly. I have no problem with that.
I'm not trying to say that thats bad or that Religion sucks, or that its weird for goths to like them because they are all obviously satanists or something retarded like that.

No thats not why I hate them at all.

I'm not even going to comment on their appearence:
(Picture really doesn't need to show so much detail)

No I don't hate them for looking like emo fuckwits.
(That would be to easy)

I hate them
for this:



Alright. Well There are a couple things to get into.
I'm not going to complain about the music YET.
I'm going to complain about something totally insane.
Because thats what I do on this blog.


Something caught my eye early in on this video.

White Pants.
But no its not JUST white pants,
he is wearing a sweater to.


Its like he is trying to give me a message..
Just look at his mouth... whats that i hear...
"Fuck youuuuuu"
Oh that explains it all.
Fuck you too.

Also their music sucks.

Nature Article 3? The Fox. A Conclusion

The Life And Death Of The Fox.

(Yay I can upload Pictures again)

The Fox begins its life.
It becomes sly.
When it reaches a certain age the fox goes through a metamorphosis,
similar to a caterpillar into a butterfly.

However. This transformation is from a fox.
Into a hat.

Til next time.
Or atleast until this blog gets taken down for stolen pictures.
Even though I receive absolutely no benefit from this blog.

Your one day only WHat the FUCK moment! ! !

Alright. So I can't add pictures to articles currently.

So you must deal with links.

To suffice for this. I will give you two things today.


WHAT THE FUCK MOMENT #1

The Barack Obama welll....
Just look at it: (Of course it was made in japan)
http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html

Look at all the pictures. Its worth it.


What The Fuck Moment #2

Just a comic.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Barack_the_Barbarian_in_new_Obama_comic&in_article_id=613162&in_page_id=64






"as President of "Kickasistan""

Blog is being stupid Pt 2

I can't add images.
to stuff.
Its fucking annoying.

Blog is being stupid.

Fuck Your Ziggurat.

Continuity limit exceeded preparing Alpha Sequence.

Meork

I hate sweets

fuck sweets.
Fuck Cake.

Daggerfall - A video Game

Alright. The Elder Scrolls series is pretty awesome.

I give morrowind a 13 on the meorker scale of awesome.
however Oblicion is not rated as the meorker scale only covers influx velocity.

Anyways i'm, talking about Daggerfall here, and as we all know, only totally inanely insane or otherwise pointless things get put here.

Daggerfall is proof behind the whole "Video games get worse with better graphics" theory.

I shall start with oblivion, as it is the newest game in the series.

The improvements to oblivion were mostly eye candy. I hate oblivion. Sure it does some good things, but Morrowind is better, fuck oblivion.

Anyways this is a map of a town in oblivion.

Ok its a map... 22 buildings. cool whatever.

Woooooo.......

Oblivion supposedly has a landmass of 16 miles, however it is mostly forest and mountains, and is easy to run through quickly.

onto morrowind.

(Click for full image)

Alright so in this town, there is over 30 buildings. Sure its not much more, but every bit counts.
Anyways, morrowind is awesome. Also morrowind is supposedly 6 miles. However morrowind is much more detailed than oblivion. There are also more things in general in morrowind. but this sin't about morrowind this is about daggerfall. I close this with saying. it takes about 30 minutes to an hour to walk across oblivion, it takes about 6 fucking hours to walk across morrowind.


Alright so now that you have seen a map of morrowind and oblivion,
THIS IS A MAP OF A DAGGERFALL CITY:
(Click for Full Image)

Its a wee bit larger.

As i have stated before Morrowind is supposedly 6 miles. Oblivion is 16.
Daggerfall is 62,394 Miles. Yes fucking 62,394 miles.
62,394 MILES.
SQUARE MILES

Thats 161,600 square kilometres.
40,400,000 acres
ITS BIGGER THAN BUlGARIA! (42,823 Miles)
(It's also larger than Greece. And just barely smaller than Wisconsin)

This game also has over 15,000 towns, cities, villages, and dungeons.
(Wisconsin respectivly has 1,260 towns)

Morrowind is is 0.01% the size of Daggerfall.

Daggerfall has over 750,000 NPC's.

In short Daggerfall is ridiculous.
ITs ridiculously ridiculous.


Here is a trailer for the game:


The first thing you may notice it that the graphics suck.
Yeah, thats right. A virtual work bigger than Bulgaria with graphics like that.

OH YE REMMU.

Whoever sat around the game studios and decieded.
"LETS FUCKING MAKE IT EXACTLY 62,394 SQUARE MILES!!!"

Was probably being sarcastic, however, the whole affair gets a 7 on the Meorker Scale of Awesome.



Also, Sixty-two Thousand Three Hundred and Nintey-four is far better than over 9,000.

Band of Los Week - The Ghastly Ones

Horror, and Surf Rock.
that totally goes toghether... right?

Well here is some info about the band.

They're on universal. Fuck universal.
Mostly because they will not allow me to put up their music videos on my site.
However it also took me about half a minute to get this for your veiwing pleasure:

10 facts about the fox

1: They are not as cool as a thylacine.

2: They are sly

3: They are not animals, they're different.

4: They wield lasers and are totally overpowered.

5: They have like 30 in tracking.

6: They have psionics.

7: They do NOT take crits from carp.

8: They can fucking kick your ass!

9: They are level 3 on the meorker scale of awesome.

10: They have nothing to do with this song by Clan of Xymox:

Nature Article: The Fox.

About "The Fox"
"Damm like fiend, a damn sly fox is all you are, foge, oh what now! Oh nothing because your a damn sly fox!"

OMG New Post WAFFLE!

So.
I haven't updated in a while, and don't think that i have forgotten about this blog.

My article ideas have been runing low, and i don't feel like typing random shit.