Friday, July 3, 2009

Grunge And Emo

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- Nirvana


Alright so today's topic.
Emo. And Grunge,
(Warning, stereotyping stereotypes ahead.)
*Gasp*

Alright.

Here is a story.

Once upon a time.
A record company (Universal) heard a band, not just any band.
It was something new.
It was "Edgy"
It used guitar distortion.
It was....
Grunge.

It was Nirvanah.
They whined, bitched and moaned,
all the while being "Grunge"

And then the lead singer killed himself.
And the whole grunge thing went to hell
but not before it had made a shitton of money.

Later, Emo happened.
There was guitar distortion.
The people wore black, and combed their hair over.
They whined, bitched and moaned even more than Nirvanah,
It was edgey, it was.... emo.

Anyways, long story short, Emo and grunge have a lot in common.
Hell... If you dress like kurt Cobain, your probably going to get shit, same if you wear emo clothes. And that just makes you want to go and listen to your respective whiney bastard.

Oh and one last story.

Once apon a time,
there was a record company.
They heard a band with no talent whatsoever,
They screamed, played guitars loudly.
It was edgey, it was different,
It was the sex pistols.

Not that i'm insinuating anything here.

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