5 Things that are awesome

1: Apple Cider
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3: Saddling a walrus, and riding into the hall of odin to extract revenge for their unfulfilled oaths by dressing like a ponce, drinking tea with them while telling them about your family history in depth. Then while asleep stealing their history with a time traveling machine to make yourself the legendary god(s) of yore.
4: Not being sick
5: Leaves - Post Tree