Thylacine

Footage of the last known Thylacine,
*Sniffle*

5 Things that are awesome

1: Apple Cider
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3: Saddling a walrus, and riding into the hall of odin to extract revenge for their unfulfilled oaths by dressing like a ponce, drinking tea with them while telling them about your family history in depth. Then while asleep stealing their history with a time traveling machine to make yourself the legendary god(s) of yore.
4: Not being sick
5: Leaves - Post Tree

Sick

I am currently sick, hence the lack of updates.
Buggah.

Your Daily What The Fuck Moment 3

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Sighing

Sighing has such a massive range of emotions, yet why is it associated with depression?
I mean you can have a

Sigh of boredom,
Sigh of relief
Sigh of satisfaction
Sigh of annoyance
Sigh of being well fed
Sigh of relaxation
Sigh of tiredness

I could go on, but i shall not.

Band Of The Week - The Red Army Choir

Description:

Yeah Pretty Much.

Your Daily What The Fuck Moment 2

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So I Have nothing to say, because i forgot to say it.

...
Typewriters are awesome.
There done.
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Word.

Rue.

Say it.
Nobody says "Rue"
WHY?
RUE IS AWESOME!

"To Feel sorrow from"
So for example.

"This bread will rue the toaster burns for til the day it is eaten"

Band Of The Week - Мэд Дог

Мэд Дог (Mad Dog)
(Whom I have no pictures of)

Is a Russian grunge band.
Really, a lot of their stuff is a straight ripoff of nirvana.
(Including one of their songs that is "coincidentally" very similar to Smells Like Teen Spirit.)
So why bother with them?

I'll give you one reason:

1: They have bongos.

(Yes I bothered to number my 1 reason.)



(They Kick Norvana's ass.)

And their only other video on youtube:

A Turnip

Yeah, pretty much.

Your Daily "What The Fuck" Moment

Observe:

Webcomic Review - Zebra Girl

http://zebragirl.keenspot.com/d/20000506.html

Alright
I have no Idea Where to begin.
Its Awesome.
While lately the story has been... well random.
Its still one of the best comic's I have ever read in my life.
It isn't really one of the "ha ha funny" kind of comics.
But it really isn't exactly a "graphic novel" either.
The artwork has gotten a lot better recently, but as I have said, the story seems to be winding down.

I'd recommend it, read it from the begging, see if it's your kind of thing.
If I had to plot out its story elements it would look something like..

Demons, plaid, rabbits, and spontaneous combustion.

Yeah I don't have to much more to say.

(Thanks to another blogger whom gave me the idea to review a webcomic)

イェあレッム - Conversational Japanese for YOU.

Here is a short list of extreamly helpfull phrases for Japanese.
Obviously if the world is taken over by japan, with their flying robots, or something.
We will need to know Japanese.


(Pronunciation not included, learn Hirigana or Katagana yourself!)
(Computers without Japanese language compatability may display many question marks)

この本は非常に価値がある -

this book is very valuable.
Obviously this is the most important Japanese phrase anyone could possibly know.

神風

Kamikazi!
(For when you join the rebels and fight back.)

イェあレッム
Oh Ye REMMU
also VERY useful
.
私は四角いあごにパンチをするつもりです
I'm going to punch you square in the jaw.

アインスタイニウム
Einstienium

助けてください、私たちすべてを殺すために来た外国人
Please help me, forighners are comming to kill us all

There you go.
Now you know all you will need to know in a post apocalyptic japan ruled world.

Band Of The Week - Кино

The Band with the single most fucking awesome music video opening ever.
KINO
(Applause)
Basically THE Russian Classic Rock Band.

Check out the best music video (opening) ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFUUTE58nDQ

Movie Review Plan 9 From outer space

Yes this is where the blog name comes from.

Well this movie was made by a group of people whom set out with "good" intentions.
Unfortunately they apparently took many blows to the head while making it.
Thus resulting in memory loss.

Which is why the plot revolves around... screw it.. its time for a summary..

This guy's wife is dead.
She turns into a vampire.



She is also anorexic.

Then. they take a blow to the head.
What were they making?
oh yeah a horror movie.

Whats scary?
Aliens.



Especially when they are dangled menacingly from a string.
The army attacks
fails.
Blow to the head.

Suddenly its about cops.


But a cop died by being stared at by the vampire in the beginning of the movie.

so what happens?
Zombie

.

Is he a zombie, or is he a perv?
Who can tell?

Then an aliens "electro" gun jams.

HOW THE FUCK DOES A GUN WITH NO BULLETS JAM?

Then all the random charecters come toghether.
Millitary, police, etc.



Then they all go into the alien ship.
And suddenly the movie is hijacked by hippies.
And then Right wingers, and then hippies, and then right wingers again.

0k let me clarify.

Aliens came.
Early movie military says:
"We tried to contact them. but they do not answer our radio. We tried to make peace, but they attacked one of our towns, a small town, but still a town of humans."

Middle movie Military says: "We contacted them, but they did not speak our language. Fortunately we have developed the language computer that translates their language to our tongue. Here listen"
Alien recording: "We come in peace"
(Then hippies highjack it)
Alien: "we must stop you from developing bombs capable of destroying the world!"

Late movie Aliens: "I'm going to kill you all with my undead army!" (Of 3 people) (2 dead at this point)

People: "So you want us to stop making biger bombs? (Not literally, but basically the same thing) WELL FUCK YOU. We are not going to blow up th world, we are going to become the strongest nation in the world, and blow up any god damn, america hating fucker in our way."
(Proceed to curb stomp alien.)


Ufo explodes.

Roll credits.

Gnomes

Gnomes are lame.

Space.

so space is so... spacey.
...
sorry spacing out
But its so full, of space...
and more space.

SPACE!!!

Seriously.

Meork

MEORK.

MEORK.

MEORK.

THYLACINE!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Rain

I love the rain.
Rain is awesome.
I wish it rained every day.

Band Of The Week - Thee Michelle Gun Elephant

THEE MICHELLE GUN ELEPHANT WORLD CHICKEN ZOMBIES TOUR!!!!!!

Was that incoherent?
Obviously, YOU do not listen to Thee Michelle Gun Elephant.

Check Them out here Via Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtuMlfh8wnI

Movie Review - Ninja In the Deadly Trap

Ninja in the deadly trap is one of the most amazing movies ever.
It puts "the Matrix" to shame.

Just how awesome is it?
Its this awesome:

THIS AWESOME THING ON MY WALL

There is this awesome thing on my wall.

Its green.
And round.
And Awesome.
It has weird designs on it.
and arrows, lots of arrows.
Its been there for a long time. got it in a garage sale?
No... thats not right.
Hmm
Anyways, it looks like this:




Awesome isn't it?

Exploding walruses fly past tinted windows regularly.

Its early.
Too Early.
And I'm up.
I should be enjoying my slumber.
But i am not.
Instead i am making a blog entry.
Why?
Because.
...
..
What was I talking about?
Right, its late.
Very late.
And i need to make a blog entry.

Remorse

So today I feel bad.
I over reacted when faced in the perilous plague, and preemptive precipice of despair when coming face to face with the pile of string.

It has not been seen for three days.
If anyone knows of its next of kin, please send them my regards, and dearest apology.

Thoughts On Band Names

So bands, they have names.
Or at least words, associated with that band, or labels put on that band
(and i'm not talking about genres here)
Usually nouns.
a lot of them have the word "the" in it.

Anyways
If you are in a band,
if you listen to a band
if you know a bands name
if you have only been told a bands name in the last 5 minutes and have never heard music in your life and are still confused about what the hell i am talking about.
I probably disapprove of the band name

Example of bad band names:
(And for the record, this is about the bands name, not their music.)
(And for the record, its midnight, this is being written by someone very sleep deprived..)

The Beatles - Oh shit a bug. *squish*
Nirvana - You stole a 60's bands name
Mad Dog - This applies to any band NOT hip-hop/rap NO MORE INFO FOR YOU!
Agata Krisi - (Yes badly spelled mystery writers name) Do i need to say more?

Bands that have taken a slightly better direction, yet still not quite there

(You don't get to read this part, because its my list of band of the week for next few weeks.)
Yeah, this article just got that much more pointless.
Uhh what do I say now.

"!"

WHAT DOES THIS STRANGE SYMBOL MEAN
WHAT DOES IT TELL ABOUT THE FURURE?

FIND OUT IN A LATER INSTALMENT OF
PLAN BLOG FROM OUTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Update on string

The sting is now gone,
Immediatly after I posted the last post,
i stabbed it multiple times with my knife.
I then fled the scene.
The string is now gone, possibly hospitaliased.

Innocent bystanders mentally harmed by the scene.

There is a small pile of string on the floor

Its staring at me.

well, it can't because it doesn't have eyes.
But if it did have eyes, it would be.
It would be taunting me too.
Hell it is now.
Just sitting there,
On the floor.
Being all
"stringy"

that string is going down.