Fuck Your Ziggurat.

Continuity limit exceeded preparing Alpha Sequence.

Meork

I hate sweets

fuck sweets.
Fuck Cake.

Daggerfall - A video Game

Alright. The Elder Scrolls series is pretty awesome.

I give morrowind a 13 on the meorker scale of awesome.
however Oblicion is not rated as the meorker scale only covers influx velocity.

Anyways i'm, talking about Daggerfall here, and as we all know, only totally inanely insane or otherwise pointless things get put here.

Daggerfall is proof behind the whole "Video games get worse with better graphics" theory.

I shall start with oblivion, as it is the newest game in the series.

The improvements to oblivion were mostly eye candy. I hate oblivion. Sure it does some good things, but Morrowind is better, fuck oblivion.

Anyways this is a map of a town in oblivion.

Ok its a map... 22 buildings. cool whatever.

Woooooo.......

Oblivion supposedly has a landmass of 16 miles, however it is mostly forest and mountains, and is easy to run through quickly.

onto morrowind.

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Alright so in this town, there is over 30 buildings. Sure its not much more, but every bit counts.
Anyways, morrowind is awesome. Also morrowind is supposedly 6 miles. However morrowind is much more detailed than oblivion. There are also more things in general in morrowind. but this sin't about morrowind this is about daggerfall. I close this with saying. it takes about 30 minutes to an hour to walk across oblivion, it takes about 6 fucking hours to walk across morrowind.


Alright so now that you have seen a map of morrowind and oblivion,
THIS IS A MAP OF A DAGGERFALL CITY:
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Its a wee bit larger.

As i have stated before Morrowind is supposedly 6 miles. Oblivion is 16.
Daggerfall is 62,394 Miles. Yes fucking 62,394 miles.
62,394 MILES.
SQUARE MILES

Thats 161,600 square kilometres.
40,400,000 acres
ITS BIGGER THAN BUlGARIA! (42,823 Miles)
(It's also larger than Greece. And just barely smaller than Wisconsin)

This game also has over 15,000 towns, cities, villages, and dungeons.
(Wisconsin respectivly has 1,260 towns)

Morrowind is is 0.01% the size of Daggerfall.

Daggerfall has over 750,000 NPC's.

In short Daggerfall is ridiculous.
ITs ridiculously ridiculous.


Here is a trailer for the game:


The first thing you may notice it that the graphics suck.
Yeah, thats right. A virtual work bigger than Bulgaria with graphics like that.

OH YE REMMU.

Whoever sat around the game studios and decieded.
"LETS FUCKING MAKE IT EXACTLY 62,394 SQUARE MILES!!!"

Was probably being sarcastic, however, the whole affair gets a 7 on the Meorker Scale of Awesome.



Also, Sixty-two Thousand Three Hundred and Nintey-four is far better than over 9,000.

Band of Los Week - The Ghastly Ones

Horror, and Surf Rock.
that totally goes toghether... right?

Well here is some info about the band.

They're on universal. Fuck universal.
Mostly because they will not allow me to put up their music videos on my site.
However it also took me about half a minute to get this for your veiwing pleasure:

10 facts about the fox

1: They are not as cool as a thylacine.

2: They are sly

3: They are not animals, they're different.

4: They wield lasers and are totally overpowered.

5: They have like 30 in tracking.

6: They have psionics.

7: They do NOT take crits from carp.

8: They can fucking kick your ass!

9: They are level 3 on the meorker scale of awesome.

10: They have nothing to do with this song by Clan of Xymox:

Nature Article: The Fox.

About "The Fox"
"Damm like fiend, a damn sly fox is all you are, foge, oh what now! Oh nothing because your a damn sly fox!"

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So.
I haven't updated in a while, and don't think that i have forgotten about this blog.

My article ideas have been runing low, and i don't feel like typing random shit.